My crotch is the center of my body, but not the center of my being. That would be my asshole.

“I can play the trumpet, but only if I have a sufficient quantity of anal lube.”

“Bury the truth, along with the bodies of the disbelievers.”

“What more proof do you need to illustrate how America is the land of the free t…”

“Out of love I made you a cake. Also out of milk, eggs, flour, sugar, and vanill…”