My cup is empty. I don’t think I’m wearing it in the right spot.

“I can read people like an open book, especially if their named Braille, and I’m…”

“If an actor’s neither talented nor handsome, what difference is there between h…”

“If I were a cop, and I caught a criminal, I’d throw the book at them. A heavy b…”

“One Mormon can do the job of many more men. I should know, because I was born i…”