My dad taught me everything I know about being a man, and most of what I know about being a woman. The rest I had to learn from textbooks.

“The bands of color in a rainbow remind me of my band, Bands of Color. We’re not…”

“I don’t sleep on the left side of the bed, or the right side, because there is …”

“How to get money: earn it, steal it, borrow it, beg for it, or inherit it. So, …”

“The baby looks like an infant, he doesn’t look like anybody. He’s barely even a…”