My date couldn’t make it to dinner, because at the last minute I backed down from asking her.

“I once got 7th place in a swim meet. Being top 8 is an accomplishment, especial…”

“If I were a number, I’d want to have sextillion with you.”

“If I had the gift of flight, would you try to turn me into duck soup?”

“A lot of people like wife swapping. I've got such a great wife I would only swa…”