My dreams, they all look like the back of my eyelids.

“I like movies that keep me guessing until the end. I always guess flowers, beca…”

“Every time I eat an English muffin I feel like I become more grammatically corr…”

“140 Billy-powered engine. It won’t drive, but it will Idol.”

“I remember in elementary school, Mother used to write my name on every single p…”