My ex girlfriend and I, we had chemistry together. And right after that, we had biology.

“My teeth are filthy, so to impress my dentist I compensate by wearing too much …”

“My mouth is often wounded by my sharp words, so sometimes when I’m out in publi…”

“Algebra is numbers forgetting why they’re letters.”

“Keys, they make it easier to get in and out of doors. So does invisibility.”