My ex was a BBW, but she looked Ok. Actually, she looked more like Tx.

“A preacher’s job is preaching. So how come he gets to work on the day of rest?”

“If I had the word “war” in my last name, like “Flowar,” I’d probably be a peace…”

“I put the lover in clover. Especially if there are four leaves.”

“At first I thought my wife and I were made for each other. It was as if we came…”