My expectations are sky low, because I’m standing on a mountaintop.

“The best part about a superhero’s cape is it doubles as a blanket when your nem…”

“There were only two of us left for dinner, and that’s when I realized what I wa…”

“I told the cops I’ve been framed. I told them to just go look in the art galler…”

“I wish trash were treasure, because then I’d be a garbage collector and king.”