My eyes were blurry from being in love, and my feelings were as furry as Bigfoot. I thought I spotted Her, the women of my dreams, but the other cryptozoologists thought I was hallucinating. They chided me saying, “If there is no picture, there is no proof.

“Eating a plain bagel with no cream cheese is like eating the inner tube of a bi…”

“I like spending time with my family. And if you have the same last name as me, …”

“If you carry all my love, it won’t get heavy and make you weak. In fact, my lov…”

“Everybody who is 100 was at one time 25. But not everybody who is 25 will live …”