My facial expression must have looked like a swarm of bees as I drank the hot brown liquid. Whatever it was, it was not the sting of coffee I swigged with swagger. Bitter is better than what I tasted.

“If love smelled like cheese, as some people assume it does, then I'd rather be …”

“I wanted “300” to be less about fighting, and more about bowling. At least they…”

“The commodity I sell is nonsense. Condiments sold separately. Ah, but that’s li…”

“I went to a fire sale. I brought a bucket of water, and boy did I make a splash.”