My facial features smell as rugged as a rose looks. Isn’t my nose the most romantically smelling thing?

“I’m glad I don’t have any foreskin, because at a nude beach I’d feel overdresse…”

“It must be awful to be on a team with a superstar, someone much better than eve…”

“If I were a hairy man, I’d never pat myself on the back, because with all that …”

“Pele popularized the bicycle kick, and I created the unicycle kick. It’s like t…”