My favorite flower is the tulip. I’m crazy like Holland about them. I’ll even pay as much as $1,637 for one.

“I’d rather be snorkeling in the sea of love. But instead I’m stuck here, in a f…”

“His last name was Morris, but I called him Mars, because it’s like he was from …”

“A blanket could be used to spread the love around. Tuck it in at the edges, so …”

“I went to visit my grandma. I meant to stay for two days, but ended up staying …”