My favorite snack is vagina. The only thing I hate is unwrapping all that saran wrap.

“Embossed letters represent the topography of typography.”

“Is a one foot by one foot piece of cloth a blanket? What about if you rotate it…”

“I prefer to let my voice do all the talking for me.”

“I don’t drink water, because if water can erode rock, think what it can do to f…”