My friend had sex with half of all the women in the city. I think he had sex with the lower half of all the women.

“I am the leprechaun I rainbow into being. Buy me a beer, and get to know my inn…”

“I look for patterns that nobody else does. Like I noticed that my face looks li…”

“Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an …”

“I fill my life with speech, but not with people who are truly listening.”