My gas tank is on empty, but my erection is on full. Still, it would be wise to stop the car before I pump.

“I asked if I could draw on her face, because not only was her head globe-shaped…”

“When someone looks at something they don’t understand and they say, “That could…”

“A brick could be used as a fashion accessory. Or an accessory to murder. I beli…”

“We’re not so different, you and I. Sure, we may have different religious belief…”