My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.

“A brick could be used to show how patient you are. Somewhere between one brick …”

“There was fried chicken in the litter box, so I helped myself and took a shit. …”

“A whisper is the shadow of a shout, and I keep a few in my wallet to use at the…”

“I remember that year as well as he does, though I was really young then and he …”