My girlfriend has two aliases. Clones aside, it’s the only time I’ve ever felt like I was cheating on one person with the same person. 


“The Nile is famous for overflowing like my love. How fertile is your valley?”

“I love body language, because I can speak it without talking, without listening…”

“The quickest way to alter an altar is not with a hammer, or even religious deco…”

“A uniform is like a paint job on a person. I like women who drive cars that are…”