My girlfriend Likes Sex and the City. Trouble is, I live in the country.

“Orafoura: You just used the bathroom, but did you wash your hands?
Me: No.
Oraf…”

“A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.
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“Where there’s a winner, there’s a loser, and always at the same time. Occasiona…”

“Dear Ian, I felt good. I felt like a Christian to the T. Also to the Chris, Ian.”