My girlfriend: sophomore honors student, demigod, and—oh, yeah—head architect for redesigning the palace of the gods on Mount Olympus in her spare time.

“Imitation is flattery”

“Leo drummed his fingers. “Great. I should have installed a smoke screen that ma…”

“Save yourselves!” Percy warned. “It is too late for us!”Then he gasped and poin…”

“I realized the Fates really were cruel... For the rest of my life I would be th…”