My heart is closed, but open. Closed to one woman in particular, but open to the public. Guided tours are offered Monday through Friday 9-5.

“If I had four fingers growing out of my forehead, I wouldn't try to play the pi…”

“The only reason my wife agreed to marry me is because Christian Bale wasn’t aro…”

“My armpits are not only rank, but they’re ranked number one in customer satisfa…”

“I’d make a good groom, if my last name were McBride.”