My high school principal, Mr. Heisenberg, was the uncertain principal.

“I belong, and my penis, it be long.”

“A brick could be used to help you to become a karate master, like I am. It’s ea…”

“I got my spring cleaning done early this year. I did it over the summer.”

“I had a dream about you. We were at a buffet, but instead of eating food, we we…”