My house, my rules!

“For one half second, I wondered what it would feel like to put my hand in the f…”

“I said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be.”

“The morning brought with it, if not a brighter outlook, at least a measure of c…”

“Stop being so...optimistic, its getting on my nerves.""No problem. Do you want …”