My initials are J.O.K., and then there is a silent "E" on the end. And not only is it silent, but it's also invisible.

“If your nipples were on your eyelids, then and only then would I give you eye c…”

“I went on a date last night and things went well. If you must know, I got lucky…”

“The only equality that exists on earth is time. We all have exactly 24 hours in…”

“I’d like to make the argument that The Cars were the first garage band.”