My job is so boring I’m thinking of boring a second hole into my penis.

“I’m trying to overcome my OCD by replacing my neurosis with three other letters.”

“Thanks,” I said, “have a great day.” And I turned to leave. Damn! I am such a c…”

“A brick could be used to sell a blanket, in a buy one get one free situation. I…”

“The best part about bowling is pouring in the cereal and the milk. I’ve always …”