My lawyer’s name is Mr. Dentist. I have him on retainer. The police may think I’m crooked, but my teeth sure are straight!

“When thinking about yesterday, contrasted with today, I can’t help but observe …”

“I hope you enjoy reading my book as much as I didn’t enjoy writing it. Just kid…”

“I wish to report an attempted murder—on my clone. Someone tried to drink my sem…”

“I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April …”