My leadership style can be summed up in one word: Follower.

“My girlfriend is as reasonable as Lady Justice, and just as blindfolded. She’s …”

“I keep the ketchup in the fridge, though from now on I’m going to keep in the b…”

“I type as fast as a ten-legged man who just had eight legs chopped off runs.”

“If I were to show you pictures of my best friends, they’d all be cats.”