My life motto: My brakes are broke, but luckily my gas pedal works just fine.


“If love were a collection of collections, would your relationship be banged-up …”

“Diversity is like a buffet, only with people. That’s why I like associating wit…”

“I’ve had 24 girlfriends in my life, and all of them occurred in the same two-da…”

“I need camouflage that works in such a way that when I wear it, you disappear.”