My life outlook isn’t cloudy. That’s just the weather report for the rest of my life.

“Dear mom, My lieutenant is a prostitute. Can you please send me more lunch mone…”

“I’m tired of thinking about Agatha. Well, not about her, but about my loss of h…”

“Whole trees are good fishing nets. I fish like I farm.”

“A blanket can be a meditation device. If the blanket is white, and you stare at…”