My life was unbalanced. That is, until I found love and grew a second leg.

“I got my girlfriend knocked up. Next time I’ll ring the doorbell before I enter…”

“I’m not a consumer, because consumers are consumed with shopping. No, I prefer …”

“The best way to dig yourself out of a hole, is with a dead guy’s fingernails. T…”

“A blanket could be used to line the walls of the Love Chamber, to soundproof it…”