My list of chores is a little too important to include in my list of life’s goals.

“A zebra is the piano of the animal kingdom. And I am the flute at the nudist co…”

“Orafoura, The Mythical Mr. Boo, and Love made flesh walk into a bar, and the ba…”

“The fog scattered the light and spread it thick like mayonnaise. It was late an…”

“If something earthly reminds you of something ethereal, then it must be love.”