My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope you brought a spoon.

“I’m a neat person (interesting), but I’m not a neat person (organized).”

“If I started yesterday, I’d be a master of tomorrow.”

“Sometimes I get depressed about my age. In March I’ll be 26. If man weren’t mea…”

“I plant the “flag” in camouflage, though you couldn’t see by looking at it. (I …”