My love is a flower shaped like a snowflake. It won’t melt, so perhaps ice cream should be made out of it.

“During conversation, I have no problem making eye contact—with myself in the mi…”

“My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope …”

“A blanket could be used to attract a potential mate. I’ve already got my mate. …”

“I want a white car that turns red when I’m embarrassed.”