My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.

“I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hoo…”

“Pillow talk always puts me to sleep. I’d rather chat about bed sheets, which ca…”

“I listen better with earplugs in, so I can see what your body is really saying.”

“You know what I like most about people? Pets.
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