My love is like the collision between a falling statue and still bird poop.

“I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bit…”

“Kent Ornado marries Sarah Urricane. One won’t take the others last name; instea…”

“A blanket really makes the bed. Good thing too, because I never make the bed.
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“I want to be a cowboy, but only long enough to barge into a saloon and bellow, …”