My love is useful, and my love is for sale. (Batteries not included).

“Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can.”

“I eat spaghetti with my fingers, because it reminds me of me running my fingers…”

“I never got to call myself a door-to-door salesman, because, regrettably, I onl…”

“Life is struggle. Poor people struggle to get money, and rich people struggle t…”