My #love stories have happy endings, because I stop the tales before dejection, dementia, and death occur.

“A blanket could be used like the Romans used Greek gods. Still, if you want my …”

“A triangle has three points, just like the number of horns my ex had (she was 5…”

“A brick could be used to sell pepper to people in the salt mines. So while you’…”

“I spoke the word “moo” into a glass of water, hoping to change the structure of…”