My #love stories have happy endings, because I stop the tales before dejection, dementia, and death occur.

“Love spends more time washing its hands than it does pissing in the kitchen sin…”

“Webster’s—the original high definition entertainment.”

“A blanket could be used to understand Understanding. At least I think so. The p…”

“The love doctor, Orafoura, says there are two things that a guy can do to promo…”