My mashed potatoes come with a masturbation sound you pour on top, like gravy. I got the recipe from Pee Wee Herman.

“I left Mermaid’s Bar and Grill about 2:00 am, and fishtailed out of the parking…”

“Lead is to lead as follow is to follow. And lead is to lead as a type of metal …”

“To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex with a girl who ha…”

“I snagged a good parking spot. I also snagged my sweater in the process.”