My mom said I was a handful. Now I'm helpful.

“The more I like me, the less I want to pretend to be other people.”

“Exchange the words 'have to' with 'get to.' Exchange the word 'can't' with 'unw…”

“If indeed it's a raceThen the chicks do the mostIt isn't a bragOr an estrogen b…”

“There is nothing you will regret more in your life — nothing — than not being p…”