My motto is: If I didn’t do it first, I want to do it better. Boy, I sure hope none of my clones will have the same motto.

“There are three things I look for in a woman to potentially date, and one of th…”

“I didn’t fire my gun. I gave it a promotion.”

“Flower coffee—less caffeinated, more romantic. I wanted to be with her, but whe…”

“When sex is Freon any occasion, it usually involves something dripping and toxi…”