My name is Hope Happy, and I am a pessimist.

“My dreams have wings. But not soaring eagle wings, more like the wings of a but…”

“If I remain silent, the proper response is, “You don’t say.”

“I think we should change the amount of time in each day. Sunday thru Friday sho…”

“Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate while wearing boxing gloves? It g…”