My name is Mr. Greenblew, and I am not turquoise.

“The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For a…”

“I run my household like a marathon. That’s 26.2 miles of me taking orders from …”

“How many birthdays can you fit in a shoebox? I guess that depends both on how o…”

“My love for you would blot out the sun like a cloud made out of yogurt. I hope …”