My name is Mr. Murderedscott. But if you want to know what happened to Scott, I didn’t kill him.

“My computer set-up is crazy. I have wireless set up on my iMac, aimed at a rout…”

“If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, don’t knock it.
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“Too bad Americans can’t export Awesome, because I have boxes and boxes of the s…”

“I asked for her hand in marriage, but instead got the whole body. Love is full …”