My name is Ron G. Am I wrong?

“If I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me for my body. But that…”

“I don’t just want to be the best in my field, I also want to be the greenest.”

“I’ve got my hair conditioned. It’s not trained, but it is soft.”

“What’s with the zombie craze? Zombies are half alive, half dead, right? Sounds …”