My name is Sam (my name is Am), and I am my own fan. I’m a clone of Jarod Kintz, and he supports my message.

“Some people work to live, and other people live to work. Then some people, like…”

“Some people work in the medical field, others in the legal field, while I work …”

“I want to go to sleep in my time machine and wake up eight hours in the future.”

“Mr. Pullum is a dick, and if he were two dicks, he’d like to pullum both.”