My name is Yogurt Vonnegut, and I write with a spoon.

“A blanket could be used to help acclimate your body for your after death experi…”

“Can I park my horse in the handicapped parking space? It is gimpy and sort of c…”

“My love is made out of three things: the dawn, the sunrise, and redundancy. I p…”

“I wish there were a vending machine that served cats. Not to eat, but to pet du…”