My neck size is about the size of both of my girlfriend’s clenched hands.

“College has given me the confidence I need to fail.
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“If I were the color blue, and you were the color orange, I wouldn't want you ar…”

“I wrote my name on the list 10 years ago, and under the date I wrote “In the fu…”

“Kids should be cute, caring, cuddly, and above all, quiet.”