My new book is going well. It’s practically writing itself! Actually, what I mean is I’m not writing it, my clone is.

“A blanket could be used to spot the blind. I’d spot Helen Keller nine points in…”

“I am Fried Quiero Loud Babcock (not bad cock), and I am here for the ranch dres…”

“Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get emp…”

“A brick could be used to replace a flat tire. After all, you want to replace li…”