My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life depends on it.


“I won’t be lulled by the lullaby, when what waits after is eternal sleep.”

“Like ice, this economy is more fluid than ever. Thanks, Washington, DC!”

“My mother-in-law scared the hell out of me. But it’s cool, because the stench o…”

“I’ll steal bodies, not to be Corporal Corpse, but to have access to a never-end…”