My nickname in high school was Catch 22. Not because I was a walking dilemma, but because I had 22 catches freshman year. The interesting part was that I didn’t play football, but that’s just how inaccurate our quarterback was.

“Despite being tired, I couldn’t sleep. Sometimes having a functioning penis can…”

“Do you know how much laughter is in a single bag of chips? Enough to feed a ser…”

“I’m putty in her hands. Out of her hands, I’m more like clay.
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“The owner of The Mandrake Hotel and Resort is a man called Rot, a billionaire l…”