My niece just turned one. I gave her a birthday card that read, "If you can read this, Happy Birthday!

“A brick and a blanket represent two lovers who can never be together. I simply …”

“A brick could be used like sandpaper, to smooth out a cat’s rough tongue.
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“With friends like me, who needs mannequins? My love for you is statuesque. Come…”

“I just realized my reality, and I’d like to say No Thanks. I’m going back to sl…”